The Lapse Presents: At a Loss for Words

How do two lovebirds who can’t speak the same language, who barely understand one another, somehow manage to hit it off? It’s something you and I and everyone you know has used at least once.

In this first installment of The Lapse Presents, from former Wiretap producers Mira Burt-Wintonick and Cristal Duhaime, this is “Love Me,” a podcast about the messiness of human connection.

With Their Boots On – Andrea Abbate | Episode 41

“If you wake up and find mommy dead in the morning, you have to promise, promise, promise to take my contacts out.” Parents, right?

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“DrHandroid” – The Cryptic Videos of The All Seeing Eye Club

“Do you want to see the All Seeing Eye Club Packet Box?”

The man or woman known as “DrHandroid” produced nearly 300 inscrutable videos in episode 40’s The All Seeing Eye Club. Were they clues? Or was Joe Holmes being played with? Few people were ever meant to watch these so be warned, they can get pretty strange. Let’s have a look at a few.

“This pizza box sized thing…”

01: The first shot of the undamaged Packet Box, though not necessarily in the order Joe watched. What do you think he made of those last two seconds?

“Beating the box up.”

07, 187, 151: DrHandroid takes out more and more aggression on the Packet Box.

“He had a Pepsi fetish.”

16, 17, 18: Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi. For the punchline, watch these in order. Dare I say DrHandroid has a sense of humor?

“Just weird stuff, man.”

40, 182, 208: As frightening as these videos must have seemed, there’s a lot of creativity here.

Unfortunately, videos 224-299 are lost to time, but you can view the entire rest of the collection on DrHandroid’s YouTube channel. If you haven’t listened to The All Seeing Eye Club yet, you should do that first.

The All Seeing Eye Club – Joe Holmes | Episode 40

While investigating a series of cryptic flyers, Joe realizes he might have joined a cult.

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Sorcerer – Jupiter Diego | Episode 39

Jupiter Diego returns with a tale of one public affair’s descent into madness. Love, drugs, and naughtiness abound in this one.

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